This is just more Monday than I can handle.
I don't know if it's just Monday or if I am just this stressed because of life in general.
Or maybe I have PMS and just don't know it because I don't have a uterus to cause me agony every 28 days. Perhaps it was the Full Moon. Or god forbid, is Mercury in retrograde AGAIN?
But I'm just going to get real with you. I have done alternate nostril breathing (see: BBA 2.0). I have done yoga. I have had chamomile tea. I have had a shoulder rub and long looong hug from my husband.
And when ALL of those didn't work, I took an Emergency Xanax. I haven't taken an Emergency Xanax in over a year.
So this is real.
The next thing is sex, because he is also working from home. Except he has a meeting right now so that would be awkward.
Anyway, our Social Media Manager sent me a link I needed very badly. Which sent me down a rabbit hole that I am now going to share with you, because today is Monday AF.
Happy Belated Milo pic.twitter.com/dytNaWzwkc
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 18, 2017
I'm falling in love with Nash pic.twitter.com/CwnWfLEZvv
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) October 5, 2017
The lil pic.twitter.com/iOZWcJQDSI
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) October 1, 2017
But head pats and belly rubs are appreciated. pic.twitter.com/QFL8JWYuV6
— BarkBox (@barkbox) August 16, 2017
It's BAMBI YOU GUYS.
When your crush says you look cute pic.twitter.com/71IV5My6tO
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 28, 2017
Assistant to the regional branch manager. pic.twitter.com/SSshHZFDXA
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 27, 2017
brothers from other mothers pic.twitter.com/kt9cA9fGSi
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 24, 2017
It's a secret bunny meeting about how bunnies are AWESOME.
Look its a secret bunny meeting. What are they talking about? Veggies? Carrots? World domination? We will never know pic.twitter.com/GO7i1Wqp7b
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 22, 2017
the kind of cuddle puddle I want to be in pic.twitter.com/rbF03caWXO
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 16, 2017
Yeeeeah. Me either.
I COULD NEVER SAY NO TO HIM pic.twitter.com/vPgLSEmsUk
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 15, 2017
I feel a little better. It might just be the Xanax, though.